Can You Teach A Mad Dog New Tricks?

Not one to keep on the path of sanity, Notts County boss Martin Allen has put an appeal out on their official website.

The man they call Mad Dog wants someone to teach him how to whistle.

According to the plea: I am desperately trying to find somebody that can teach me to whistle. This may sound like a joke but I can assure you it's not. This is not for my dog, this is for me to whistle from the technical area.

Has anyone got Lauren Bacall's number?

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