Former Hereford United striker Gary Hooper holds a particular record that will take some beating.
As things stand, Hooper is the only man to have scored in the Premier League, the Championship, League One, League Two, the Conference, the FA Cup, the League Cup, the SPL, the Scottish Cup, the Scottish League Cup, the Europa League and the Champions League.
Update: There's more according to Paul Rogers of the Hereford Times.
'Also scored in Conference South, the FA Trophy and Football League Trophy.'